Tricia Zwirner

🎄🎅 December in the Sebago Lakes Region: So Far It's A Wet and Windy Holiday Adventure! ❄🌧

Welcome to December in Sebago Lakes, where the weather can’t decide if it’s snow, rain, or ice! At least the holiday spirit is hanging on—somewhere under all this dampness.

What’s on the Holiday Agenda?

• Holiday Markets: Brave the elements and snag some gifts while dodging raindrops and slippery sidewalks! Good luck with that! 💦🛍️

• Indoor Sports: Skiing? Total crap shoot this year. You can always hit the gym or bounce around at Urban Air in Portland! Just watch for those not-so-graceful landings! 💪🤸‍♂️

• Ice Fishing: Still a go! Just check the ice thickness, or you might end up with an unexpected dip. Who doesn’t love a surprise swim in freezing waters? 🥶🎣

• 🎆 Lights in the Rain: Enjoy holiday lights while getting soaked! Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like squinting at displays from outside.

• 🏡 Cozy Indoors: Forget the winter warrior act—snuggle up in a cozy cabin with hot cocoa and binge-watch your faves!

So, grab your raincoat, winter boots, and your sense of humor (and maybe some floaties)—December around here is going to be a slippery, slushy ride! Here’s to a holiday season filled with love, laughter, and “What on earth is happening with this weather?”

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Welcome to my State Farm agency—where your insurance fantasies might just become a reality (or at least, we’ll cover them)! 🌟

I graduated from The Ohio State University (you know, the one with the football team that everyone loves to hate 🏈), and I’ve been a proud State Farmer since 1987. I also became a Mainah in 2001, but don’t worry, I won’t force you to say “wicked” after every sentence—unless you’re into that kind of thing 😉. After 15 glorious years in the corporate world wrangling Underwriting & Claims, I decided Windham needed my expertise in 2001. My team and I have a combined 125 years of insurance wisdom—yes, we know our way around policies, coverages, and discounts like nobody’s business. 💼💡

We’re just itching to throw some FREE quotes your way for:

• Your car insurance 🚙, motorcycle insurance 🏍, ATV, UTV, and even your golf cart insurance (because who doesn’t need to protect their weekend warrior ride? 🏌️‍♂️).

• Your home 🏡, manufactured/mobile home (yes, we cover rentals too! 🏠), condo, and renters insurance—because let’s face it, your stuff deserves better than to be left out in the rain ☔️.

• Life Insurance for you, your family, your business, and even your business partners (if you actually like them 🤝).

• Pet health insurance for your precious fur babies 🐶😺 through Trupanion—because let’s be real, your pets probably have a higher social status than most humans you know. 🥇

And if you have a seasonal or secondary home—whether you're a local or just love visiting—we’ve got you covered. Plus, enjoy our fabulous 15% bundling discount if you have an auto policy in another state! Who doesn’t love a good discount? 💰🎉

My agency is a proud sponsor of local youth sports like soccer ⚽🥅, hockey 🏑, basketball 🏀, and little league baseball ⚾🧢. We’re all about supporting Windham and its surrounding communities—because, duh, it’s the decent thing to do. 🤗

I’m also a member of the Sebago Lake Rotary and serve on the executive board of the Sebago Lakes Chamber of Commerce. When I’m not busy saving the world one insurance policy at a time 🌍, I’m volunteering with Habitat for Humanity 🏗️, teaching Junior Achievement 👩‍🏫, and getting my sweat on as an avid CrossFitter 🤸‍♀️💪.

So, if you want to chat about what really matters (or just want to bask in my charming presence 😏), feel free to call, text, email, or just swing by. We’d love to help you out—because let’s be honest, who doesn’t need a little insurance magic in their life? ✨